What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What's a haunted chicken?
Where does a one-armed man shop?
At a second hand store.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves, whenwolves, and whywolves.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
What do you call serious rocks?
How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...
What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What's a mummy's favorite music?
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE."
How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no BODY to dance with.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.
Why do guy ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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