MEN v. WOMEN
By: Kim Kasch (With help from her Friends Rena, Bob, and Diana)
Women glow – Men sweat
Guys worry – women fret
Women dine – men eat
Men are friendly – women sweet
Women shop – men buy
Men cut – women dye
Women love – men lust
Men control – women trust
Women converse – Men talk
Women stroll – men walk
Men lie – women pretend
Men have a buddy – a woman a friend
Women primp, pluck and spray – Men go any ‘ole way
Women sip – men drink
Women ponder – men think
Men yell - women scream
Men Plan - women dream
Women mope -- men rage.
Men mature -- women age.
Men seduce - Women flirt
Girls like fairies - Boys like dirt
So why should these two ever want to become one?
I’ve heard it’s because, doing it is so much fun.
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15 comments:
A funny and adult tribute to Dr. Seuss:) Cute!
This is so true!
Love it!
What a fun way to see our differences...grin..
I thought of another one last night, Kim ...
Women scream - men yell.
Well, I guess this isn't always true. Some men scream like girls and I've been known to shake the walls with my yelling. But, you get the idea. ;)
I added a couple of those last lines - thanks to Rena
This is fun. Accepting your blue board invite to add more in the same spirit, here are a few;
Women wipe -- men blow.
Women think -- men know.
Men request -- women nag.
Men dangle -- women sag.
Men punch -- women slap.
Women powder -- men crap.
Women mope -- men rage.
Men mature -- women age.
Bob: I love these. Thanks for adding.
I've added a couple more lines thanks to Bob Schechter.
Thanks Bob
Great stuff! I always thought society did a disservice to the sexes in the 70s by projecting that we are all the same as apposed to the more accurate message of different but equal.
hehee! Love that! I have a sweet spot for poetry AND posts about relationships. This hit both for me. :)
Kim - we missed you this year at Write2ignite!
That's awesome, Kim!
Love people's additions too.
Especially dangle vs. sag. Ha ha ha!
Men work - Women labor
Gals light candles - Guys, a saber
Men seduce - Women flirt
Girls like fairies - Boys like dirt
Men are milquetoasts--women are nice.
Women give comfort--men give advice.
Women count closets--men count cost;
Women ask directions--men get lost!
"Women ask directions--men get lost!"
Ha! So true. :)
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