Monday, August 30, 2010
My Dog Ate My Couch
I know dogs are only supposed to be considered part of the canine family but I swear Siberian Huskies must be kissing-cousins to the goat, at least in some genetic respects, because
Sasha might be a pretty girl - especially with those beautiful blue eyes - and I love her BUT. . .
She has dug up so many of my flowers from my garden and eaten tons of vegetable plants and vines, including one fragrant honeysuckle and another wonderfully aromatic jasmine vine,
And I had just sewed some new pillows to match my arbor cushion this weekend
I thought they were looking so nice until I went outside and, saw that while I was in the house, Sasha had eaten the cushion cover
Then she ate my most expensive leather shoes, now known as chew toys, (twice) and my underwear (countless times)
She even eats metal cans (thus the goat reference)
But I didn't really begin to get upset until she decided to eat the couch
Believe me, Marley and Me - has nothing on Sasha and Me.