Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween Corn - and I don't mean candy

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

Where does a one-armed man shop?
At a second hand store.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves, whenwolves, and whywolves.

What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.

What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.

How do ghosts begin letters?
Tomb it may concern...

What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.

What's a mummy's favorite music?
Wrap Music!

Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to "THE OTHER SIDE."

How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
It had no BODY to dance with.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job.

Why do guy ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

9 comments:

David Batista said...

"Where does a one-armed man shop?
At a second hand store."

Oh god, I actually laughed out loud at that one.

These were corny, yes, but oh so good! Thanks for sharing. :)

Kim Kasch said...

Yeah - they were absolute corn - but fun.

Rena said...

LOL!

We saw a "Cereal Killer" last night while trick-or-treating with the boys. A man had a bunch of mini cereal boxes stuck to his jacket with plastic knives sticking out of them. LOL!

Kelly said...

I love silliness!

Here's one more:
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

TattingChic said...

LOL! This is a great post! I love corny jokes!
Thanks for the comment on my blogapalooza post! :)

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